RWBY Watches RWBY CHIBI Chapter 1

“Wait…what the…?” Ruby said picking up and showing the others the DVD.

Blake getting a closer look “RWBY…Chibi? Is that us?”

“Why are your bodies small? And your heads big?” Oscar asked confused

“I don’t think they know but I think someone does” Qrow said and if on que DM77 appears

“Wow…you found that…well this is going to be hard to explain.” the hooded auther said

“What do you mean?” Nora asked

“Well you see…imagine there are infinate in alternate dimentions some are only miner different to yours. Others like the one I’m from and yours are majorly different” DM77 began

“Okay I see…” Weiss said understanding so far.

“In my dimention your world and adventures…there fictional an online video series on the internet” DM77 states to them to the gasps of many.

“So…in your world we’re just cartoons like this?” Ruby asked pointing to the Chibi

“Yes and no. No as in there is an actual that follows your lives that you had, the adventures you have had so far.” DM77 explained “and yes as in Chibi is sort of a comedy skit show of your lives with all of your obvious qualities such as, and no offense, Ruby being hyper, Weiss’ rich girl snobbyness and Jaune’s geekyness being there entire personality.”

“So we’re fictional but does our existence in your world mean that is how you can access out world.” Ren asked him

“Yeah pretty much, if you didn’t exist at all I doubt we would be having this conversation right now” DM77 said nodding and smiling

“Well…despite what you said before I could use a bit of a laugh” Weiss said surprsingly a lot.

“Okay we’ll watch it” Ruby said putting in the DVD and pressing play.

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Intro

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!

“Awwwww, we looks so cute” Ruby said smiling
“Yeah, I will admit little me looks awesome” Yang said with a nod.

“Still can’t get over how we have big heads and huges eyes” Weiss said to the group and a note appears before reading ‘That’s the point of Chibi versions’ “I see…I’m sure it’ll grow on my.”

“Feels strange seeing ourselves in out old outfits through” Blake said and everyone nods.

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Ruby makes cookies

In a simple kitchen with stacked dishes next to the sink, a paper towel roll, a vase full of yellow flowers, and a large window showing beautiful blue skies dotted with fluffy clouds,

“Reminds me of the main dorm kitchen break room” Jaune said smiling

the view zooms in briefly on the table containing a red bowl, a bag of flour, some eggs, and a package of "Choco Chippies"

“Ohhhhh….I know exactly what all those goes to make” Ruby said starry eyed

“Indeed, it’s your favorite treat” Qrow said getting it.

Before Ruby Rose leaps up from behind and rubs her hands in excitement as she glances at the ingredients happily.

“Oh look I am so cute!” Ruby said smiling.
She starts her culinary quest by tapping one of the eggs on the side of the bowl, but the shell doesn't crack. Ruby looks perplexed for a moment, then tries rapidly hitting the egg with the same lack of results. Scowling to herself, she finally jumps up, screaming in rage, before throwing the egg into the bowl, where it finally splits open in a burst of white pieces and some orange yolk landing on her cheek, which she silently glowers at.

“Well looks like the yolks on you Ruby” Yang joked with a laugh with everyone groaning at the pun

“With what that happened there, I can already tell how this is going to go” Ren states.

She then attempts to gently pour some of the flour into her bowl, but when none comes out, she gets up on the table itself and tips the whole bag over it upside-down.

“Did you grab an empty bag by mistake?” Weiss asked

“Nah this is just something to do with comedic timing” Nora said grinning

Giving it a cautious shake, the flour bursts from the bag like a hose, causing Ruby to scream and the camera to be obscured in powder before the dust clears to reveal piles of white around the kitchen and a pasty-faced Ruby with dizzy eyes.

“See” Nora said grinning

The scene after that shows the opened package of chocolate chips sitting alone next to the bowl until Ruby's fingers grab it from underneath and she pops up, picking one solitary sweet out of the container and chomping down on it, only to pause with her hand in her mouth as she tastes it.

“The moment of no return” Ruby said smiling

Her eyes dart from the screen to the bag, back and forth until she grins and starts digging in to the chocolate treats, grabbing handful after handful into her open mouth from behind the table, in front of it, and even outside the window.

“We all know how eating so much chocolate makes you hyper Ruby” Weiss said

“What? Chocolate is delicious” Ruby said in defense

The next step shows her going over to the bowl with the stirrer already in, and she attempts to move it only to find the spoon is stuck. She attempts to move it towards her with both hands while grunting, pulling on it from the tabletop with her feet planted on the bowl until she's launched back, pushing at it with all her might before pitching herself over the bowl, and finally jumping right onto the handle, all to no effect.

“You are not the true king Ruby” Blake said with a smirk.

“What?” Jaune said confused at that
“Just a joke referencing a book I’ve read about a sword in a stone” Blake said to him

She falls to the floor and looks up at the stubborn kitchen utensil with narrowed eyes.

“That is a very evil look” Qrow points out.

“Well make sense with all the problems” Weiss said

With the spoon still in the bowl, Ruby is seen laying in the sink and tossing dozens of chips into her mouth from the bag with each shake, the pile of chocolate down her throat growing bigger and bigger until she decides to just dump the whole bag down, sending her into a frozen state with eyes widened and her foot twitching sporadically.

“Geez slow down Ruby” Yang said seeing that and looks to her actual sister “You never actually don’t that right?”

“No!” Ruby said but sweats a bit and eyes darting back and forth.

“Right…” Her older sister said thinking she has.

Finally, a lone glass of milk sits on the table, and Ruby looks up at it from the floor until she jumps up with a big smile to shove her newly-baked cookie in...

“Oh cool she made one” Oscar said smiling

“Looks a bit big through” Jaune points out noting it’s size and the glass.

only for the treat to not fit in the tiny glass rim. She tries her best to jam it in, but no matter how hard she hits it, her hard-earned delicacy doesn't touch the drink, causing her to moan in despair and collapse back on the ground.

“You know she could just break it into smaller pieces” Blake points out

“I’m sure it’ll come to her.” Ren said

A second passes, and then the entire glass falls over and crashes on a surprised Ruby.

“Or not…” Nora said cringing at that moments.

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Party Games

After a transition of pink flower petals flowing in and Ruby slicing the screen with a small Crescent Rose,

“Cool transition” Ruby said smiling

the scene opens to the picture of a donkey nailed to the wall with a target marked where its tail should be.

“Oh cool, pin the tail on the donkey. Always a fun party game” Jaune said with a smile

Amid the flurry of voices in the background, a sudden whooshing noise is heard as a blindfolded Weiss Schnee is launched from off-screen, landing with Myrtenaster like a dart embedding the donkey's tail... at its feet.

“Huh, must have used my sembalence to launch myself” Weiss said thinking about it

“Still didn’t hit the target through” Yang said to her

Ruby: (off-screen) Missed!

Weiss: (slouches down, still hanging off of her sword) Drat!

“Oh cool, they sound just like us” Ruby said smiling happily

“Indeed amazing” Weiss said with a nod.

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Ninja of Love Part 1

When another flurry of petals shows Ruby twirling her scythe happily, the next shot shows the dorm room of RWBY from the angle of Blake Belladonna's bed as Ruby skips down the hallway until she looks into the room.

“Oh no…” Blake said eyes widen as she noted something on her bed and a shade of red appearing on her face.

“You okay Blake?” Ren asked the black haired girl.

Ruby: (shrugging to herself) Huh, no one's here. Eh, I guess I'll go check the court... yard...

Before she leaves, her gaze falls on the book half-hidden under Blake's pillow, with the title "Ninjas of Love" (written by Patty Berdioler) on its spine.

“Looks like she spotted that book” Weiss said

“Isn’t that the same book you had when we were attending Beacon Blake?” Ruby asked while and embarrassed Blake nods

Ruby fully steps inside the room and zooming over to her teammate's bedside, a look of wonder on her face as she sneakily glances around making sure the coast is clear before taking it out and examining it herself. She stares at the cover picture of a man and woman dressed in black, armed with blades and looking deeply into each other's eyes under a tagline reading "No shadows can conceal the lust of one enigma for long...", until she turns it around to read the description.

“Somthing with that tagline is for a more mature reader” Weiss said realizing that Ruby was still too young and innocent at this point in the timeline.

Ruby: (intrigued) Ninjas, huh?

“Well…there are Ninjas” Blake said covering her face.

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Ninjas of Love 2

With a quick shot of Blake swinging away on her Gambol Shroud amid a rush of gray smoke, we see Ruby flipping through the pages of her new discovery, eyes wide and absorbing information with emotions ranging from amazed marvel, intense concentration, gasping shock, guilty pleasure, shuddering glee,

“Geez what is in that book?” Weiss said watching how Ruby seems to be reacting to it.

“I assuming somthing she is too young to actually read” Qzpin said to Oscar who passed in on

Qrow chuckles and said “Oh if Tai was seeing this right now.”

and topping it all off with her skipping ahead a few pages until she turns the book sideways and a picture unfolds downward for a full body shot.

“Okay, the actual book does not have a centerfold!” Blake points out completely embarrassed.

“It gets the point of the book across.” Nora told her.

Ruby: (eyeing the imagery from top to bottom with a wide grin as she gestures to the lower part, stating Now that's a katana!

“Oh god” Blake said completely embarrassed

“So…which did she mean by that” Yang said pointing out the double meaning on that statement.

“Knowing Ruby it could be the actual sword but…” Weiss said thinking blushing a bit at the next thought

“Moving on!” Blake said

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Weiss and Yang Training

After Yang Xiao Long jumps into frame on a cloud of orange and jumps back out with a blast from her Ember Celica, Weiss is seen in the Beacon Academy courtyard raising her weapon threateningly at Yang with a snarl, and the blonde in turn raises her arms with a smirk.

“Oh yeah, looks like it’s a Yang vs. Weiss match up!” Nora said excited

“Yes refined battle against Yang less refined battle” Weiss said to them

“Hey!” Yang said

They get into their battle-ready stances before coming at one another, Weiss swiping her blade at a ducking Yang, whose hair curl pops back up once the attack is safely over.

“Ohhhh…close call if there cut off a bit of the hair” Ruby said and everyone nods knowing how anything to do with Yang’s hair is dangerous.

Noticing the near-blow to her locks, Yang attempts a punch on Weiss, who blocks it with a small glyph before swinging her sword down onto one of her opponent's gauntlets. Yang uses this opportunity to smack the blade away from its wielder and leave her open to a leap in the air followed by a blast from her weapons...

“and the big finish!” Yang said grinning

only for the shot to never fire and result in only a "click" noise.

“What…?” Nora said confused

Yang lands back on the ground and keeps trying to punch her weapons into shooting, and Weiss stops flinching from what she thought was an oncoming blow to look just as puzzled at Yang.

“Must have run out of ammo” Blake said recovering from earlier.

“Lucky” Oscar said thinking a shotgun blast punch would seriously hurt” Oscar said as few others nod.

She smiles and laughs to herself, raising her hands to her face with tongue stuck out mockingly at the brawler until Yang realizes the obvious solution and simply punches Weiss with her fist, knocking the heiress out of the screen and letting Yang strike a victorious stance.

“Yeah don’t need my weapon to be loaded to claim victory” Yang said confidently.

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Ninjas of Love 3

When Blake deftly twirls and rolls in with another transition before jumping out of the scene, the real deal is seen at her bed looking frantically for a certain something.

“Oh no…” Blake said realizing that this was a continuation of earlier

“Wow a third part” Ruby said chuckling.

When she can't find it, she gives a worried look to the audience before scrambling through her bookshelf.

“Wow you really need that book Blake” Yang said grinning

“It’s called guilty pleasures, everyone has them” Blake said embarrassed again
“Amen to that.” Qrow said

Blake: Where is it?! (she gets up and turns left with an embarrassed face to Ruby standing there with "Ninjas of Love" in her arm and a growling grimace, hesitantly pointing at the novel) Ruby, is that my book?

Ruby: (points accusingly at the tome in question) This is filth! Fiiiilth!

“Wow…from before it looked like Ruby was enjoying it” Jaune points out confused

With a sudden twirl, she smacks Blake across the floor into her bed using her own sordid literature before marching away to the other side of the room.

“Geez, that was cruel” Nora said shocked but chuckling

“Where is she going with the book?” Weiss asked

Blake: (eyes still dizzy and leg twitching, she raises one arm as she asks Can... Can I have my book back?

Ruby: (pops back in angrily) Later!

“I guess Ruby wants to read it more.” Yang chuckles while Ruby and Blake sweatdrop.

Ruby disappears again as Blake fully collapses, right as the screen cuts to a television test pattern of red, white, black, and yellow before the credits start rolling.

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“Well that was a good first episode, want to watch another?” Ruby asked with a smile

“Maybe after I recover, that skit about my book was embaressing for me” Blake said rubbing her face

“Hopefully I will get to say somthing next episode” Yang said

“and maybe the rest of us will appear” Nora said.

“Well let’s refresh our drinks and we can get to the next episode.